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By Jodi Smith Miscellaneous February 6, When I was maybe three or four years old. I can only guess that this unfiltered exposure to the full spectrum of inappropriate viewing matter is to thank and to blame for the person that I have become. I thought it might be therapeutic, and possibly grounds for a very, very late but strong Child Services case, to explore the movies that warped my tiny mind. AsI was intrigued in the promise of a duck that could talk landing on our planet.
It seemed like the coolest thing that had ever been made into a movie. I was 7 years old when it was released and who knows what age I was when it hit HBO. All I know is I was too young and without parental guidance to fully comprehend the boner Howard the duck boobs, boob and ass shots, and implied bestiality. But goddamn, did I love that stupid fucking movie and the lessons it imparted to my still-forming brain. The first memory of the movie is the duck boobies on full display when Howard crashes through a bathroom wall en route to our planet.
Luckily I am not a Furrie because of this particular scene, but I am fascinated by boobs to this day. Seriously, I am so happy to have dodged a Furrie fetish from repeated exposure to this movie.
In fact, I bet we can trace all Furrie origins back to this movie and Care Bears. Those sexy, completely nude Care Bears.
This movie also taught me that people you think just need some coffee or a cleansing dump are actually incubators for inter-dimensional alien monsters that want to murder you and destroy your planet. That last part was actually a good lesson.
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