Peeing in public stories

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I knew nothing at age 22, apart from how to write a check, drive, and possibly make a good grilled cheese sandwich. While working at my first job after college as a teller in a bank in the Watergate complex I was benignly stalked by the man would eventually become my husband.

Check cashing turned into dating. He asked me to go to a dinner party which at the time seemed like fun. At this point I should mention that he was 13 years older than I was and despite being 22 I Peeing in public stories about, maybe The thirteen year old age difference came into play as soon as I met the other dinner party guests.

I had a basic understanding of that whole president, two houses of congress, supreme court fabric but I knew less than nothing about local politics. I was young and stupid and back then terrified someone might find that out so I often bloviated and exaggerated in an effort to appear smarter and more sophisticated. The political talk extended past cocktails and into the dining room.

I was seated next to a genuinely smart and oh, so sophisticated woman, whose name I have forgotten. The sophisticated woman chose to spend the rest of dinner talking to the person on her left. So instead I sat on the concrete floor of the single-stall bathroom at work no sink throwing up for 2 hours, then it started coming out the other end, and it was uncontrollable.

When I was 18 I was dating a guy a year younger with really strict parents.

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One night we were mid-act when we heard footsteps coming down the stairs. He told me to hide, but I panicked and instead of hiding in the house, I ducked out the backdoor. I crouched down under the basement door window and watched as his mom discovered him with his pants down and well, certain appendages at full-mast.

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He tried to play it off like it was a solo-act, but his mom noticed my keys and flip flops and started searching around the basement for me. I stood up as straight as I could and not sure what to do, I extended my hand to shake and introduced myself to her. She handed me my keys and flip flops and told me to get the eff out. The guy and I broke up after that. I work as a flight attendant. I open the curtain to see this lady squatting on the floor peeing.

I saw her vagina and everything.

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I go MAAM!!! What are you doing!!! And she goes nothing! As she stands up and pulls her pants up. Plot twist. She was wearing khakis so she was still peeing and her pants were getting darker with the pee. I go you were peeing on the floor and still peeing currently!!!!

Her seat was all the way up front so she passed four bathrooms to come to the back and pee on the floor. It was so gross. Apparently there is a pee problem with people on the plane now a days. We were living in the UK at the time, Peeing in public stories so we borrowed a tent and just kind of hiked through this national park and pitched it where ever.

It actually ended up being a great trip, despite the odds being stacked against a third date that is three days walking through sheep fields and it was looking like things would work out. The last day, we were waiting for a bus to take us back to our town: about a 45 minute ride.

Too many, apparently, because about five minutes into the bus ride I realized I really, really had to pee. We still had 40 minutes ahead of us.

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After about twenty minutes it was too much: I had to make a decision: either pee my pants on public transportation in front of a guy I had just started dating or ask the driver to stop the bus in the middle of nowhere as risk this new guy thinking I needed adult diapers to get through a 45 minute bus ride. I peed in a bush and we started walking. We passed a pub so I asked if I could buy him a drink. At the bar, he told the bartender what happened, and the bartender offered to drive us the rest of the way home!

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We accepted and this random guy took us back in his car. It probably saved our relationship, because we ended up getting married! Me and the bartender, I mean. Just kidding. Freelance writer. Let me tell you what my cat did this morning. The Dot. The Ack! Attack: Embarrassing Stories from Adults for July Lucy Huber Follow. The Dot Funny personal essays by women.

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