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Brennan Huff : This house is a fucking prison! Dale Doback : On Planet Bullshit! Dale Doback : Why are you so sweaty? Brennan Huff : I was watching Cops. Brennan Huff : I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you! Dale Doback : You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors. Brennan Huff : You're not a doctor Brennan Huff : I'm not gonna call him Dad. Nancy Huff : Brennan, you're 39 years old. I wouldn't Step brothers why are you so sweaty you to call him Dad. Even if there's a fire! Brennan Huff : I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom.
As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home. Robert Doback : You jagaloons! You're failures! Brennan Huff : Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck! Nancy Huff : Brennan. Brennan Huff : Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint!
Nancy Huff : Oh, stop it! Stop it right Brennan Huff : Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass Nancy Huff : Brennan! Brennan Huff Dale Doback : [whispering] Hey, you awake? Brennan Huff : [also whispering] Yeah. Dale Doback : I just want you to know I hate you. And so does my dad. Brennan Huff : Well that's fine. Cause guess what? I hate you too. And this house sucks ass. Dale Doback : Well the only reason you're living here, is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.
Brennan Huff : Who's the retard? Dale Doback : You. Brennan Huff : [raising his voice] Hey ya'll don't say that! Dale Doback : Shut up! You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded. Brennan Huff : Just shut up! Dale Doback : [Dale turns his face to Brennan] Oh yeah?
Brennan Huff : [Brennan turns his face to Dale] Yeah.
Dale Doback : I'm a curly-headed fuck? Brennan Huff : Yeah. You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face. Dale Doback : I hope you stay still when you sleep, cause I'm gonna put a rat trap between your legs. Brennan Huff : I'm going to take a pillowcase, and fill it full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you.
Dale Doback : I want you out of my fucking house! Brennan Huff : No way Kimosabe. This is my house now. Dale Doback : On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur. Don't even think about it. Just name it. One, two, three. Dale DobackBrennan Huff : Velociraptor.
Brennan Huff : Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to. Brennan Huff : If you were a chick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with? Dale Doback : [stomps foot] What? Brennan Huff : Did we just become best friends?
Dale Doback : Yep! Brennan Huff : Do you wanna do karate in the garage? Brennan Huff : Robert better not get in my face Nancy Huff : Jesus, Brennan! Brennan Huff : Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends.
Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale. Dale Doback : I would follow you into the mists of Avalon if that's what you mean. Brennan Huff : Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain? Derek : What? Brennan Huff : If you lick my butt hole.
Nancy Huff : You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs. Brennan Huff : Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on. Dale Doback : That was about the fighting.
I am so not a raper! Brennan Huff : Look, I didn't touch your drum set, okay? Dale Doback : I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set. Brennan Huff : Your drumset's a whore! I tea bagged your drumset! Dale Doback : My drumset's a guy so it makes you gay, you fucker! Brennan Huff : I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. Nancy Huff : You dont know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.
Derek : What do we do now? Brennan Huff : We could hug. Derek : Yeah, you'd like that, faggot! Sporting Goods Manager : [after Dale finishes his very prolonged fart] Was that a fart? Dale Doback : I don't know. Sporting Goods Manager : I can taste it. On my tongue. Dale Doback : Okay, I'll be honest with you. I did fart. Sporting Goods Manager : Is that onion? Onion and Onion and ketchup. Sporting Goods Manager : It stinks. And this is a small room. Brennan Huff : Shit. Sporting Goods Manager : Okay.
Now the tuxedos seem kind of fucked up. Denise : So, I thought we'd begin talking about your parents' divorce. Brennan Huff : Okay. Denise : How old were you when they got divorced? Brennan Huff : Fifteen. Denise : That's a hard age. Brennan Huff : Yes. Denise : Do you want to talk about some of those feelings?
Brennan Huff : I love you. Denise : Obviously Brennan Huff : I love you so much. Denise : Thank you, and I will take that as a feeling that you have of Brennan Huff : It's more than comfortability. I mean, I fuckin' love you. Denise : Okay, I Brennan Huff : I'm just thinking about our life together. I feel like I'm walking on a cloud. My penis is tingling right now. Denise : That is so Brennan Huff : You're not feeling this?
Denise : In no way, shape, or form do I feel any feelings of intimacy towards you in any way whatsoever. Derek : I have to sell or lease at last 80 helicopters to make my nut. And you You mess with my nut, Brennan, Randy here is gonna eat your dick. Randy : Like Kobayashi.Step brothers why are you so sweaty
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